The Mortal Instruments City of Bones 2013 Eng (DVDRip) Download Movie

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Year: 2013 Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy Starring: Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Robert Sheehan Director: Harald Zwart

Language: English
Runtime: 130 min
Subtitles: German
Resolution: 720x480
Frame Rate: 23.9 fps
Video Bitrate: 5228 Kb/sec
Audio Bitrate: 384 kbps

Torrent Size:	815 MB
Files:	3

Review: This was terrible.Honestly. Terrible. Ive seen Jonah Hex and Catwoman at the cinema, (yes I paid real money to see both movies), so trust me to recognise a bad movie when I see it. This was worse than Percy Jackson. Go see that instead. Ive read the books for this, the entire Book 1 and 2 and Ive skimmed the key parts of 3. It does not help. People are saying that it might have been better if you read the books? NO.This is a horrible adaptation. Its in the vicinity of Eragon bad.I am not lying. If youre asking yourself, should I watch this movie? the answer is NO. Theres nothing to gain. If you generally like bad movies, then feel free, (sometimes you just get the urge for a stinker, this is fact), but otherwise - avoid. The writing is atrocious. The direction is atrocious. Some of the lines will crawl your blood, even if youre the youngest most movie-naive teenage girl in existence. There are scenes thatll make you feel embarrassed for the actors. Im serious. There is this one scene that is so cheesy... I cant even describe it, but its like all the cheese and all the corny from all five twilight movies condensed into 30-45 seconds.This makes the Twilight Saga look worthy of an Academy Award. Every single joke falls flat. Every single one. Jace is supposed to be the witty one, and hes supposed to have this banter-prone persona - he doesnt. This Jace is almost shy. The dialogue is horrendous. The clichés hit you so hard you start thinking its a parody halfway through, (it isnt). Geezus. The Tudors king guy is in it, but he cant save it. I think his appearance was the proverbial nail, in fact. The end is almost incomprehensible as you just lose yourself in a storm of clichés. The movies plot contradicts all logic and all pathways of common sense, and Im not exaggerating here.Now, I grant that the source material wouldnt win any awards either. There wont be any Team Jace or Team Simon T shirts on sale. Not sure how many Clary fans there are in the world, but Id guess, not much because the original book characters are not the best characters ever. The books plot isnt the most original thing ever. The books themselves are crap, being honest, but theyre tolerable crap. This movie takes that crap and makes crap soup with it. They bring the crap to a boil. They season it... All the better to bring out that smoky crap flavour. Movie adaptations seldom ever are better than the book, (and I count LOTR as the only exception), but when the bar was set this low, you have to ask How did they F this up? They had a decent cast. Decent acting too... Its just the writing! Its like the first draft of a screenplay that gets hammered out in a dark latrine while the writer is suffering from food poisoning. Who approves this stuff? Really. Who signed off on this as a good idea. Somewhere along the way, while this movie was being made, someone should have said NO. I feel like this movie should have some controversy to it. Someone should have stormed off the set. I feel like drugs were involved? Maybe? Mindblowingly bad. The opposite of epic. Painful and embarrassing to watch. Hands down the worst movie of the year.And theres going to be a sequel? NO. Say NO, people. Just say NO.